Wherein thou may'st find the meaning of the manner of my speech.

Zounds, but I have forgotten me this day.  Tis "Talk like Shakespeare" day.  Thou may'st ask "Whyfor?" and I shall tell thee this:  Tis the anniversary day of the great bard's birth, and well should we celebrate his native genius which hath given the world such joy.  Prithee, share the glad tidings with thy friends.  If thou bloggest, do post in the name of Will Shakespeare.